Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Elon = Osama
A few months ago I tried to concoct some new non-standard conspiracy theories, since all the standard ones have turned out to be true.
Here's another.
Conventional wisdom says that Elon may be a poor manager, but his "inspiration" made the electric vehicle cool.
Simply false. His crappy quality ruined the reputation of EVs. Elon pulled EVs out of the NATURAL NICHE WHERE THEY ARE BETTER THAN GAS CARS, and placed them in a niche where they will never compete. Standard AP procedure. Real car manufacturers had to slow down their plans until Elon was out of the way.
Therefore: Elon is working FOR big oil, not AGAINST big oil. He is a classic Agent Provocateur to get all the idiots involved in a cult for EVs. He makes EVs look awful, just as al-Qaeda makes Muslims look awful and Trump makes populists look awful and Betty Friedan made women look awful and Ayn Rand made capitalism look awful. The best part of his AP assignment is the autonomous nonsense, which actually kills people in the name of EVs.
This would also explain why Elon gets away with brazenly breaking all the rules. Other tech monsters break rules, but they do it quietly in a way that doesn't embarrass the SEC and FTC. Elon openly spits in the face of the regulators and nothing happens. When you're part of Deepstate, rules don't exist.
Extended and expanded the "theory".
Labels: $TSLAQ, Deadthink, Pluponents
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