Sunday, September 29, 2019
Premium Sucker Filter
The Tesla skeptics are featuring the latest episode of Elon's Sucker Filter Parade.
Elon introduced a new bug called "Summon" which is advertised as a feature. "Summon" is supposed to fetch the car by remote control, bringing it to you from wherever it happens to be. The suckers are trying out the bug, demonstrating its utter and absolute bugness, while happily cheering its featureness. Cars haltingly creep across empty parking lots, wandering randomly without noticing any of the lines or obstacles. In several of the videos real drivers have to stop suddenly to avoid hitting the driverless Tesla.
Any ordinary driver who INTENTIONALLY released the parking brake, put the car in Drive, and placed a brick on the gas pedal would be convicted of attempted manslaughter.
Tesloids are not ordinary. Like other cults, they believe that they acquire magic powers by association with Lord Elon. Unlike other cults, REGULATORS AND LAW ENFORCERS AND INSURERS AGREE WITH THE CULT. Nobody is arresting the cultists.
Elon's membership in the Epstein blackmail ring has obviously given him access to PREMIUM blackmail files, emitting fragrant clouds of 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th-hand premium blackmail smoke. He is untouchable, and his cultists are untouchable by extension.
It's a remarkable demonstration of maximum evil.
Labels: infinite infinite infinite infinite evil, Sucker Filter
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