Thursday, December 21, 2017
Historic first
For the first time ever, the authors of Babylon Bee are completely and stupidly wrong.
Title: Nation Furious Over Giving Government Less Of Their Money
The nation was in an absolute uproar as the GOP tax bill passed Congress Wednesday and made its way to President Trump’s desk, with millions of irate citizens expressing their total fury over the fact that the federal government will now be taking less of their money week in and week out. Hordes of protesters gathered in the nation’s capital to decry the decrease of government taxation of their incomes, sources confirmed.Normally BB manages to break through standard partisan rot. This time they swallowed Mitch McConnell whole. IN FUCKING FACT tax reform ALWAYS leads to lower taxes and higher subsidies for the super-rich who already pay zero taxes and get infinite subsidies. IN FUCKING FACT tax reform ALWAYS leads to higher taxes for ordinary people. This is an absolute eternal constant regardless of D/R labels. Tax legislation is written by the people who will benefit. The Tribe benefits, humans die. Worst of all, EVERYONE KNOWS that tax reform will ALWAYS increase the growth rate of our debt, which means a secondary bonanza for the Tribe that runs banks and derivatives and credit default swaps. Christians shouldn't be pushing for increased debt, no matter how it's achieved.
Labels: #DeplorableLivesMatter, Natural law = Sharia law
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