Friday, July 01, 2016
Not his lucky hat
Hapless armed robber tried the Gilligan look.
Got shot in the arm by a customer. Now he's a one-armed bandit. Shoulda gone with the hoodie.
Two days later: Still not caught, even though he got winged. Maybe it's a lucky hat after all.
Four days after the crime: Caught him. He was hiding out in a motel, probably not the smartest move. Turns out he was shot in both arm and ass. Not lucky. Won't have a wonderful time in jail. HEY GILLIGAN! DID YOU EAT THE SKIPPER?
¶ 6:12 AM 
Got shot in the arm by a customer. Now he's a one-armed bandit. Shoulda gone with the hoodie.
Two days later: Still not caught, even though he got winged. Maybe it's a lucky hat after all.
Four days after the crime: Caught him. He was hiding out in a motel, probably not the smartest move. Turns out he was shot in both arm and ass. Not lucky. Won't have a wonderful time in jail. HEY GILLIGAN! DID YOU EAT THE SKIPPER?
¶ 6:12 AM
