Knife control is here
It's a standard joke among commenters when some idiot slashes some other idiot with a knife. We need knife control!

Now the mass-murdering psychopathic criminals illegally occupying a building with the words "State" and "Supreme" and "Court" over its door have turned the joke into beyond-insane tyranny. That's their job. Kill the poor, enrich the Chosen.

In a majority opinion written by Justice[sic] Charles Wiggins the court[sic] ruled that small paring knives are not an arm entitled to constitutional protection. He calls the knife a utility tool, not a weapon and says that any common object may be used as a weapon but won't trigger the constitutional protections afforded to "arms."

This is not only criminal but loony.

Mass-murderer Wiggins says: An object which is NOT normally considered a weapon can be prohibited because it is NOT a weapon.

In other words, you can't carry anything at all. No wallet, no purse, no shopping bags, no pocket full of coins, no hat, no shoes, no pants, no shirt, no nothing.

Mass-murderer Wiggins has LEGALLY REQUIRED TOTAL NUDITY AT ALL TIMES.

But that's only a tiny baby step in the correct Mass-murderer Wiggins direction. After we are naked, Mass-murderer Wiggins will notice that we are still defying his/her SUPREME ULTIMATE COMMAND by openly "carrying" fingers, hair, toes, eyes and teeth. Those must go. And then we are still openly "carrying" limbs**, tits, dicks, heads, necks, chests, abdomens, skin, muscle, nerves, bones and internal organs. All of these NON-WEAPONS must also be removed because they could be used as NON-WEAPONS.

What's left? Nothing. Now Mass-murderer Wiggins is happy. S/He has destroyed the entire human race. Full satisfaction for a "judge". Gaia is well pleased.

But what do you do with all of those removed NON-WEAPONS now that they are no longer a danger to society? Well, I assume Mass-murderer Wiggins will follow the tradition of other Seattle monsters who ran gun buyback programs. Melt the dangerous items and turn them into something useful. Lampshades, for instance.

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** Limbs: Mass-Murderer Wiggins might run into a conundrum when s/he orders ARMS to be removed, since s/he already commanded that "arms" must be protected. But since the arms will not be useful to the NON-WEAPON CARRIER after the head, neck, chest and abdomen are melted down, the arms can be preserved in formaldehyde, providing a museum for Mass-Murderer Wiggins to visit and jack off. MY SUPREME WILL HAS BEEN FULFILLED! YES! YES! YES! YESYESYESYES OOOOOHHHHH GAAAIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!

Labels: defensible spaces, Ethics

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