YED > YEC
The Bulletin of Atomic Spies has pulled its usual minutes-to-midnight shit. A very old joke that was funny for a couple of years. Now it's just tired, as BAS throws in all of this year's fashionable idiocies along with the supposed threat of nukes. Global Warming, overpopulation, continued existence of religion, males standing up to piss, etc, etc, etc.
No matter how tired and cluttered the joke gets, Mediasatans blindly obey.
Mediasatans go along with the metaphor of minutes when their God orders it, but reject the metaphor of days when the other side's God uses it.
Young Earth Creationists are Crazy, but Young Earth Destructionists are Holy.