RXVI
Pope Retard XVI is getting even more retarded.
A few months ago he picked up on the fact that American nuns are Stalinist bulldykes. This happened in the '60s, and was perfectly obvious to most Americans in the '70s.
Now RXVI has picked up on the fact that Jesus was born a few years before 1 AD. This fact has been known to religious and secular scholars for at least 200 years, maybe more. Even biblical literalists know that the AD era was incorrectly calibrated.
What next? Will RXVI inform us of the Breaking News that Luther and Zwingli are thinking of starting a rebellion against Rome? That the Nicaean Council has reached a compromise on a new Credo?