Thursday, April 19, 2012
Better late?
Pope says GM needs to stop making the Corvair. Pope says the Beatles are shameful exhibitionists. Pope says President Nixon is a crook. Pope says hippies need to be restrained before they start demonstrating. Pope says beehive hairdos are overly sexual. Pope says nuns are carpet-munching radical Stalinist-Satanist lesbians.
Well, I lied. He only said the last one, but all of them are phenomena that were well-known and clear in 1968.
There is one difference: the other 1968 phenomena have all gone away, while nuns have continued to be carpet-munching radical Stalinist-Satanist civilization-hating lesbian bullbitches. So his observation is still valid, but it's 44 years behind the times.
Please, Rome, hire a Pope who didn't personally watch the crucifixion. Apostolic succession means the leader receives a chain of authority from the apostles. It doesn't mean the Pope has to be one of the apostles. ¶ 5:29 PM
Well, I lied. He only said the last one, but all of them are phenomena that were well-known and clear in 1968.
There is one difference: the other 1968 phenomena have all gone away, while nuns have continued to be carpet-munching radical Stalinist-Satanist civilization-hating lesbian bullbitches. So his observation is still valid, but it's 44 years behind the times.
Please, Rome, hire a Pope who didn't personally watch the crucifixion. Apostolic succession means the leader receives a chain of authority from the apostles. It doesn't mean the Pope has to be one of the apostles. ¶ 5:29 PM
