Tuesday, September 04, 2012
More Loughner Logic
According to all the Reliable Scientists and Experts, the current warm summer MUST be caused by KKKarbon because it's the WARMEST EVAHHHHH!
Okay, fine. How about 1936? At the time when people were living through it, 1936 was the WARMEST EVAHHHH! They didn't know that 2012 would beat their record. So why didn't the scientists of 1936 assume their WARMEST EVAHHHH was caused by Evil KKKarbon?
And how about 1887? At the time when people were living through it, 1887 was the WARMEST EVAHHHH! They didn't know that 1936 and 2012 would beat their record. So why didn't the scientists of 1887 assume their WARMEST EVAHHHH was caused by Evil KKKarbon?
If Evil KKKarbon always targets the most recent WARMEST EVAHHH, then 1887 should have been the Evil KKKarbon Summer, then 1936 should have replaced it, then 2012 should have replaced 1936.
= = = = =
Needless to say, the scientists of the '30s didn't attribute their warmth to any wacked-out apocalyptic religious "cause". Unlike today's murderous psychopathic Loughnerian pseudo"scientists", they were sane and humble men in full contact with reality.
I've reprinted the following passage from the 1938 WPA Guides somewhere around 78,216,983 times, but it still deserves the 78,216,984th reprint:
Okay, fine. How about 1936? At the time when people were living through it, 1936 was the WARMEST EVAHHHH! They didn't know that 2012 would beat their record. So why didn't the scientists of 1936 assume their WARMEST EVAHHHH was caused by Evil KKKarbon?
And how about 1887? At the time when people were living through it, 1887 was the WARMEST EVAHHHH! They didn't know that 1936 and 2012 would beat their record. So why didn't the scientists of 1887 assume their WARMEST EVAHHHH was caused by Evil KKKarbon?
If Evil KKKarbon always targets the most recent WARMEST EVAHHH, then 1887 should have been the Evil KKKarbon Summer, then 1936 should have replaced it, then 2012 should have replaced 1936.
= = = = =
Needless to say, the scientists of the '30s didn't attribute their warmth to any wacked-out apocalyptic religious "cause". Unlike today's murderous psychopathic Loughnerian pseudo"scientists", they were sane and humble men in full contact with reality.
I've reprinted the following passage from the 1938 WPA Guides somewhere around 78,216,983 times, but it still deserves the 78,216,984th reprint:
Recent years of almost unprecedented drought have led to the often expressed belief that the climate of Kansas is changing. Geologists and meteorologists, however, point out that weather runs in cycles, the most pronounced being about a third of a century in length. Conditions during a cycle are easily mistaken by laymen for permanent changes. Despite year by year fluctuations in temperature and precipitation, recorded evidence shows that general climatic conditions remain unchanged.
Labels: Blinded by Stats, Carbon Cult, Loughnerian Logic
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