Thursday, February 02, 2012
Our children will never know snow
While we're waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for the HIDDEN 100000000 DEGREE GLOBAL WARMING to pop out of its wormhole and BURN AND ROAST AND BOIL US, we have this mysterious illusion of deep snow and bitter cold in most of Europe. Obviously this is some kind of mass hysteria, because the Meteorology Office officially predicted that snow would be extinct by 2010.
Best part:
Recognize 33 years?
Before the Soviet takeover of the West, REAL SCIENTISTS understood that 33-year pattern quite well, because they had this peculiar bizarre witchcraft-style practice of GOING OUTSIDE AND OBSERVING GODDAMN NATURE AND LOOKING FOR GODDAMN CYCLES. Fortunately we've abandoned such primitive rituals.
Best part:
Amazingly, the Sahara Desert, which had no snow for 33 years until a brief fall in western Algeria last month, faces an inch of snow by the weekend.
Recognize 33 years?
Before the Soviet takeover of the West, REAL SCIENTISTS understood that 33-year pattern quite well, because they had this peculiar bizarre witchcraft-style practice of GOING OUTSIDE AND OBSERVING GODDAMN NATURE AND LOOKING FOR GODDAMN CYCLES. Fortunately we've abandoned such primitive rituals.
Labels: Carbon Cult
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