Heredity comes through
England's Established Church and hereditary monarchy looked decadent and useless for the last 20 years. The nobles were busy with celebrity scandals and idiotic pronouncements, and the bishops were enthusiastically assisting Satan's takeover.
Suddenly this year, things are looking up, and the strength of old blood is boiling to the surface.
Archbishop Williams has been punching hard,
forcing the Satanic fags and bulldykes to back down a few millimeters.
Charles, longtime epicenter of both scandal and idiocy, is showing the nation
what a stiff upper lip looks like.
Never never never thought I'd say it, but it has to be said: Long live Charles!