Sunday, May 12, 2019
Figured it out
I've been trying to figure out why Uber is so IMPERATIVELY popular among COOOOOOOOOOOOOL idiots. COOOOOOOOOOOOL fuckheads are MANDATORILY REQUIRED to say at least once per minute that they NEVER NEVER NEVER use regular taxis and NEVER NEVER NEVER even look at a bus, and they ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS use Uber.
What is the basic advantage?
Finally figured it out.
Uber is a taxi that you can ONLY call via cellphone.
Non-Uber taxis can be called via landlines or cellphones.
Because landliners are TERMINALLY UNCOOL DEPLORABLES, the system that FREEZES OUT landliners is the only permissible system.
(The above is narrowly true but sarcastic. The real reason is simpler. Uber fits into the absolute globalist model. Its SOLE PURPOSE is to replace LOCAL taxis with a single GLOBAL taxi system. Total monopoly based on share value is MANDATORY. Local business based on profit is EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.)
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