Not that complicated
The Methodist denomination recently made a truly surprising OFFICIAL decision to favor Christianity. All the other 'mainlines' have officially chosen Satan.

The Methodists in Sorosian lands are purely Satanic, just like the Episcopalians and Romans in Sorosian lands. The Methodists in Africa are still Christian, just like the other denominations in Africa.

Those denominations are shrinking in Sorosian lands BECAUSE they have gone to Satan, and growing in Africa and Asia BECAUSE they are sticking to Christianity.

Why are they shrinking here? Simple supply and demand.

People who want to belong to a Satanic organization, or people who want to hear Satan's sermons, don't need to attend a place called a "church". Just turn on any TV or radio or web streaming service. Everything is Satan.

People who want to belong to a Christian organization, or hear a Christian sermon, are totally shut out of those universal sources. Christians HAVE TO ATTEND a Christian church to hear a Christian sermon.

Because there are still a large number of real Christians in Sorosia, genuinely Christian churches have a monopolistic advantage. As long as they provide the wanted product, the customers will keep coming to buy it. The customers have no other options.

The Satanic "churches" still don't understand this basic point, which is why they keep shrinking.

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So why did the official Methodist conference disagree with the official Anglican conference?

Normally the GetReligion website finds the best and truest explanation for events in this category. This time they missed the main point.

Anglican Unscripted explains the difference. It's just math.

The official Anglican conference is arranged like the Senate, with a fixed number of delegates from each diocese. Dioceses are a lot like states, in that they don't merge or split when their population changes. Nearly empty "churches" in Sorosian lands have the same voting power as overflowing churches in Africa. Result: Sorosia wins every time.

The official Methodist conference is arranged more like a lower house, with delegates proportional to population. Churches in Africa have far more delegates because they have far more members. So the Christian side wins.

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Later thought: In the end a schism will be necessary. Demons have all the money and all the access to cultural and governmental power, so God's people have no chance of survival when even one demon is inside their nest. This official decision may make the schism harder to manage. Normally God's people split off and form their own denomination, leaving the demons fully in charge of the original brand, which then fades into oblivion. In this case God's people think they have control of the original brand, so they won't be inclined to pull away. The demons will soon find a way to retake the organization.

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Couple weeks later: Sure enough, the demons are already starting the process. Since they were defeated by math, they're questioning math. In USA politics, questioning "voting irregularities" is a Repooflican specialty, while "let everyone vote" is a Democrat specialty. The Methodist demons aren't bothered by the inconsistency of taking the TROLL TROLL NAZI KKK HITLER TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TROLL TROLL HITLER HITLER HITLER side of the math question. Demons are never bothered by inconsistency or logic. The cranial cavity of a demon is solely occupied by one PRIME DIRECTIVE:

I WIN. YOU DIE.

Labels: Constants and Variables, Sorosia

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