Thursday, March 14, 2019
Aptrohood alert
Via ZH:
The head of the Gambino crime family, Francesco "Franky Boy" Cali was gunned down on Wednesday night in front of his Staten Island home. The 53-year-old Cali was shot six times in the chest and then run over by an assassin driving a blue pickup truck in the lavish Todt Hill neighborhood around 9:20 p.m., while his wife and young children were inside, according to the NY Post.Aptrohood! Live in lavish Todt Hill, end up lavishly todt. (Six shots + run over = lavish.) It's sort of nostalgically reassuring to know that old-fashioned Italian mobs are still operating in an old-fashioned way. The real Mafia doesn't spend decades in meaningless "robust debate" about meaningless manufactured talking points. When a job needs doing, the Mafia gets it done NOW.
Labels: #HowToAdult, Patient things
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