Thursday, January 10, 2019
I wouldn't tap that
This is the first time I've ever THOUGHT the above, let alone written it. Long ago I gave up all hope of getting some, and I've never felt qualified or entitled to judge women on their physical qualities.
But there's a first time for everything, and Bezos's dream girl is the first time.
If the gods of coolness somehow descended to my subterranean status level and blessed me with the chance to tap that, with guaranteed approval and no legal or financial consequences, I wouldn't tap that.
Bezos has all the money and power in the world. He kills millions of companies and billions of people without even trying. He's THE IDEAL MAN for all females in Sorosian countries. He could pick any female in US/UK/EU/AU/NZ/ETC and gain instant total consent. He has the ultimate wish any time he wants to exercise it. He could have a thousand women every night for the rest of history, even after death.
Why did he pick this thing? She's not pretty by any standards, she's not shapely or intelligent, she's not wifely or presentable in high society, she's not even sexy in a low-society way.
I wouldn't tap that.
¶ 10:53 AM 
