Monday, September 25, 2017
TIRED OF THIS SHIT
Discussion show on RT, dealing with Trump's UN speech on North Korea, called it "unprecedented".
I AM GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIRED OF EVERY FUCKING THING BEING "UNPRECEDENTED" OR "HISTORIC FIRST" OR "UNEXPECTED".
NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NO FUCKING THING NO FUCKING THING IS "UNPRECEDENTED". EVERY FUCKING THING IS DREARILY FUCKING PREDICTABLE PREDICTABLE PREDICTABLE.
Since 1989 every presidential speech on foreign policy has followed one simple script. The program has only one variable, representing the Nation being discussed at the moment. Here's the program in plain Python:
You could slap it together in a few minutes, provided you had a supply of the load element on the right.
if (Nation == Saudi):
pass
elif (Nation == Israel):
pass
else:
while (Nation):
Obliterate(Nation)
That's fucking all.
In electronic terms the Artificial Intelligence needed to replace a president is even simpler. A table-mounted 'option box' with three SPST pushbuttons, two of which are dummies.
You could slap it together in a few minutes, provided you had a supply of the load element on the right.
Labels: constants and constants
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