Sunday, July 16, 2017
When I have 2
Another perfect use for the old binary name principle. Story told about irate head chef:
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Head chef yells at dishwasher. "Hey Nigger! Where's my salad plates?"
Dishwasher answers: "My name ain't Nigger. My name is Leroy."
Head chef: "When I have dishes you are Leroy. When I do not have dishes you are Nigger."
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Today's application: The radio news, discussing Trump's small adjustment to Romneycare, quoted Susan Collins of Maine instead of Prophet McCain. I knew something was wrong, because the ONLY member of Congress who speaks on the radio is Prophet McCain. Was something wrong with Prophet McCain?
Yes. Prophet McCain is having brain surgery. But the radio doesn't tell us that Prophet McCain has something wrong with his brain, because it's too obvious for words. Oooooops, I mean because Prophets do not have problems with the brain by definition. Instead, the radio says that Prophet McCain had EYE SURGERY. This is the official line.
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So the binary:
When you have Saudi you are Eye Surgery. When you do not have Saudi you are Brain Surgery.
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Conversely!
We could assume that the media reports are strictly accurate. In that case, Prophet McCain is a mutant alien species with its "Left Eye" located where humans have a brain. This would also explain Prophet McCain's peculiar thought processes.
Update 7/19: Unsurprisingly the fake news was doubly fake. Now it's announced that Prophet McCain has "brain cancer". If the fakers had any sense of logic, they'd have to retract their previous lies, but of course logic is extinct.
Dead serious: I'm praying hard for a long and painful death. This monster has killed several million people, starting with his Vietnam treason and continuing through 40 years of warmongering. Die, alien, die. Slowly and with maximum suffering.
Update 7/19: Unsurprisingly the fake news was doubly fake. Now it's announced that Prophet McCain has "brain cancer". If the fakers had any sense of logic, they'd have to retract their previous lies, but of course logic is extinct.
Dead serious: I'm praying hard for a long and painful death. This monster has killed several million people, starting with his Vietnam treason and continuing through 40 years of warmongering. Die, alien, die. Slowly and with maximum suffering.
Labels: Alternate universe
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