Slipperiest day in history
Slipperiest day in history.
I somehow made it to the store and back without falling, but it was a fucking miracle. As usual, in the few places where the unspeakable unnameable infinitely evil "city" had accidentally allowed one grain of

to remain, I could get decent traction. Where there was not one grain of

verticality was only maintained with considerable help from God or something.
Labels: coot-proofing, Patient things