Thursday, January 19, 2017
Analog sand 2
The idiot "city" failed yet again. We've gone through the typical January Thaw, which was worse than usual this time but not record-breaking. After three weeks of single digits, we're back in the 30s, with a little liquid rain.
Copkiller Condon's algorithms said
if (Temp > 30): No deicer
Nature said:
if (Pavement == 10 degrees) and (Rain washes off useless greasy EPA-approved "deicer"): ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE
Zamboni time again.
If the idiot "city" had used
in the first place, none of this would happen.
= = = = =
On my morning walk I finally found a narrow foot-wide track near the curb where the idiot "city" hadn't Zambonicated. Footprints informed me that someone else had reached the same conclusion. Smart someone. No, wait.... What kind of boots are those? High heels without soles? No, each boot has two heels.... Oh. The someone else was a deer, finding and using the only non-lethal track the same way I had found and used it. Smart analog deer using SENSES and BRAINS instead of algorithms.
in the first place, none of this would happen.
= = = = =
On my morning walk I finally found a narrow foot-wide track near the curb where the idiot "city" hadn't Zambonicated. Footprints informed me that someone else had reached the same conclusion. Smart someone. No, wait.... What kind of boots are those? High heels without soles? No, each boot has two heels.... Oh. The someone else was a deer, finding and using the only non-lethal track the same way I had found and used it. Smart analog deer using SENSES and BRAINS instead of algorithms.
Labels: Carbon Cult, Heimatkunde
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