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Satan has tortoises. Hillary is a tortoise.
We need more tortoises on God's side. Trump is a rabbit. Constantly distracted by dogs and people, constantly stopping to say "You're ugly. You're fat. You have bad breath. I get more nookie than you."
Hungary's PM Orban is a perfect tortoise. Serious unrelenting hardshell, undistracted by momentary shit, willing to do whatever is necessary to protect his own people.
How do we find and cultivate a tortoise?