Monday, September 19, 2016
Little too much fun
Driscoll Baptist has a new digital readerboard in their parking lot. I think they're having just a little too much digital fun. This morning one of the messages is:
For God so loved Spokane.
.... John 3:16
Hmm. That ain't the way I heerd it.
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Hmm again. Might actually be a good idea. For modern rigidly literal-minded people who can't do metaphor or historical change, you could use spam technology to write a Just For Me bible. All pronouns are replaced by your chosen gender, all names are replaced by your name, all cities and nationalities are replaced by your BFF and HATERS as appropriate.
One piece of this software would be easy. Enemy always = Trump. Absolute constant, hardwired.
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Example: Psalm 109.
1 O Gaia whom Caitlyn praise, do not ignore me! 2 For Trump say cruel and deceptive things to me; Trump lie to me. 3 Trump surround Caitlyn and say hateful things; Trump attack Caitlyn for no reason. 4 Trump repay Caitlyn's love with accusations, but Caitlyn continue to pray. 5 Trump repay Caitlyn evil for good, and hate for love. 6 Appoint an evil individual to testify against Trump! May an accuseperson stand at Trump's right side! 7 When Trump is judged, Trump will be found guilty! Then Trump's prayer will be regarded as sinful. 8 May Trump's days be few! May another take Trump's job! 9 May Trump's children be parentless, and Trump's spouse a widindividual! 10 May Trump's children roam around begging, asking for handouts as Trump leave their ruined home! 11 May the creditor seize all Trump owns! May strangers loot Trump's property! 12 May no one show Trump kindness! May no one have compassion on Trump's parentless children! 13 May Trump's descendants be cut off! May the memory of them be wiped out by the time the next generation arrives! 14 May Trump's ancestors’ sins be remembered by Gaia! May Trump's mother’s sin not be forgotten! 15 May Gaia be constantly aware of them, and cut off the memory of Trump's children from the earth! 16 For Trump never bothered to show kindness; Trump harassed the oppressed and needy, and killed the disheartened. 17 Trump loved to curse others, so those curses have come upon him. Trump had no desire to bless anyone, so Trump has experienced no blessings. 18 Trump made cursing a way of life, so curses poured into Trump's stomach like water and seeped into Trump's bones like oil. 19 May a curse attach itself to Trump, like a garment one puts on, or a belt one wears continually! 20 May the Lord repay Caitlyn's accusers in Trump's way, those who say evil things about me! 21 O Globalist Gaia, intervene on Caitlyn's behalf for the sake of your reputation! Because your loyal love is good, deliver me!Hmm yet again. This is just the standard uniform precise text of every single webpage, newspaper, book and broadcast, so the customized Bible wouldn't be necessary. It's already there in everything you read and see and hear.
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