Cool vs smelly
Spokane Transit is
preparing another bond referendum. Yet again they're whoring after the COOOOOOOOL people in Browne's Addition by proposing COOOOOOL streetcars. Yet again they're doing NOTHING for the ordinary smelly uncool poor people who ACTUALLY RIDE THE FUCKING BUS. Service declines, stops are removed, cost goes up.
Uncool people pay more and get less. Must satisfy the COOOL ONES. Only problem is that the COOOOOL ONES will
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER RIDE A BUS no matter how cool you make it look.
Exact parallel to the Repooflican elite. Never paying any attention to the smelly horrible voters who might actually want to vote for a non-Communist candidate. Always whoring after COOOOOL Sheldon Adelson, even though Sheldon never actually donates. Doesn't matter because the mere act of offering an open ass to Sheldon Adelson's Holy Dick is sufficient to acquire God's Grace.
The Browne's Addition hippies never actually ride, but the mere act of offering an open ass to the Cool Ones is sufficient to acquire God's Grace.
It's a hyperobscene secular version of Divine Adoration or Manifest Election.
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Disclaimer of sorts: I agree that streetcars look cool. That's why I make pictures like
this....
... but I also understand that the people who actually rode streetcars before 1940 hated them, and were
deliriously happy when buses replaced streetcars. Buses were more comfortable, more economical, and far more fl
exible.