Chatty Cathy is not a plan
Headline: Refugee sets himself alight as EU's grand plan to staunch exodus of asylum seekers unravels
Well, if the "plan" didn't work, then it wasn't a "plan" at all. Article includes a map with numbers of migrants on various Greek islands. Most of those islands have about 2000 migrants. Any competent government can deal with 2000 people at a time. Look at what happened after Katrina. THREE MILLION people from LA and Miss were evacuated into Texas in a few days. Some were settled in Houston, most eventually went back. Nobody starved, nobody ended up without a place to stay. Maximally competent government by Rick Perry, probably the most competent leader in America. Needless to say, Perry was rejected as presidential candidate by the infinitely loony Repooflican leaders.
A proper plan for this situation would start by GETTING THE FUCK OUT of Syria, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, and all other countries that have insulted
The next step would be to ship the migrants back to their home countries and pay those countries whatever it takes to rebuild. Reparations in the traditional sense. We were the aggressors, so we should be forced to pay.
The real EU "plan", of course, is the exact opposite. EU wants to slaughter all of its own citizens by proxy. That's why it continues to invade countries that insult Our Prophet, and continues to settle the migrants inside EU, does everything possible to make them maximally violent, and takes all necessary steps to guarantee that EU citizens are totally vulnerable to the violence and incapable of self-defense.
When the migrants follow EU command, EU leaders can then
chant the magic incantation: "We strongly strongly condemn in the strongest strongest terms this cowardly cowardly outrage committed by cowardly cowards. We strongly strongly condemn in the strongest strongest terms this cowardly cowardly outrage committed by cowardly cowards. We strongly strongly condemn in the strongest strongest terms this cowardly cowardly outrage committed by cowardly cowards. We strongly strongly condemn in the strongest strongest terms this cowardly cowardly outrage committed by cowardly cowards." And the rest of us can paint our Facebook icons in appropriate colors, which will magically do something or other.