Complete mystery
Last night Spokane cops
shot (but only slightly wounded) a professional criminal who was standing on the highway shooting at people.
Well! This must be national news by now! National news consists of SMASHING cops who are doing their jobs, protecting normal people from criminals and crazies. That's the whole point of having a "free" press. To kill cops. It's right there in the Constitution:
Congress shall make no Law abridging the right of the Press to slaughter Constables.
WHAT? The item isn't in national news!!!!! National news is slaughtering SOME OTHER COP in SOME OTHER CITY who was also doing his job correctly and courageously!!!!
I wonder why the Spokane incident doesn't count? Can't figure it out. No possible explanation.