Thursday, December 24, 2015
Actually,
Headline #1:
U.S. Plans Mass Deportation of Illegal Central American Migrants
Headline #2:
Revealed: 20 British Muslim families 'stopped' from entering US
Wait! Hold on! Didn't you just finish telling us that both of those actions were UNTHINKABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNAMERICAN NOT US NOT OUR VALUES?
Oh. Yes, I understand. Those actions are UNTHINKABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNAMERICAN NOT US NOT OUR VALUES when Trump proposes them. They are NECESSARY AND PERFECT EXPRESSIONS OF OUR HIGHEST AND BEST VALUES when Obama does them.
Just like monkey cartoons.
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. You unimaginably hyperevil hypermonsters DARE TO WONDER why people want SOMETHING DIFFERENT, to put it indescribably gently?
Actually, here's what I want for Christmas.
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