Thursday, November 05, 2015
Still more Carson chickenshit
Carson continues to miss reality. Now he's put out an ad in Rap form, hoping to ???????
What in the fuck does he hope to accomplish? I can't begin to guess.
In line with my earlier discussion of templates... Repoofs are stuck with a magnificently delusional template, apparently designed by Rove, which says:
"We Be Coooooo Yo. We gots to get dem Voters Of Colour because We Coooooo Yo Dawg Bitch. We also gots to get ¡¡¡El Mucho De El Latino Voteros!!! because we be the ¡El Partyo De El Multiculturalo! ¡El Olé!"
Give it up. Figure out that you're NOT COOL. All the cool voters are physically locked into the other El Partyo. You can't get them no matter what you do. You're SQUARE, and the FUCKING MAJORITY of Americans are also SQUARE, even including a considerable number of blacks and Mexicans. If you appeal to SQUARES, you could get an actual fucking majority. Be what you are.
Trump has figured it out. That's why he's still winning.
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Next day, after reading CNN's smash job on Carson's distinctly Vibrant teenage years, the light turns on. This Rap thing is a stupid attempt to get ahead of CNN.
Still doesn't work. You can't be a stabber and a surgeon at the same time, even if the tools and physical actions are similar.
You could appeal to terminally pissed-off ordinary Americans as a ninja with a real record. "When I say CUT WASTE, I'll fucking do it! Get ready to haul away the dead bureaucrats!" But you can't hint or allude in that direction while maintaining the quiet calm Doc routine. Pick one.
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