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Yet another idiot redefinition of the Presidency. So far we've had

(0) No redefinition. Keep it EXACTLY in the current satanic mold, as already shaped by Bush 1, Clinton 1, Bush 2, and Obama 1. (Hillary)

(1) Guy who won't quit and hand the job to a Muslim (Carson)

(2) Benghazi. Most Repoofs utter this mysterious incantation over and over with no context or explanation. I can either assume that all of them are unfortunate stroke victims reduced by aphasia to a single-word vocabulary; or more charitably I can assume that Benghazi is private shorthand for a complete description of their agenda. I'll pick the latter.

(3) Superman, swooping down and saving widows and orphans from shooters (Carson again)

(4) Guy who will prohibit all money in politics then quit, thus guaranteeing even more firmly than before that only billionaires can be President. (Larry Lessig)


Now we have

(5) Guy who is sad because his son died. (Biden)

Later addendum:

(6) Guy who dislikes abortion but won't do anything about it. (Carson YET AGAIN.)

Trump continues as the only candidate who sees the job accurately. A problem-solving executive. We don't know if he can accomplish what he wants to DO ... but he's STILL the only one who actually says what he will DO.

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This is like one of those videogames with several alternate endings. Electing one of the above choices automatically alters the text of the Constitution as follows:

Trump Edition:
1: The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

Carson Edition:
1: The President shall be a Non-Resigner of his Office in case that the Successor to the Presidency shall be, or appear to be, an adherent of the Mohammedan Religion.

Default Repoof Edition:
1: The President shall Benghazi.

Carson Edition redux:
1: The President shall be Superman in Chief, when called into Service by his X-ray Vision perceiving an armed Threat upon any School or University.

Lessig Edition:
0x00000001h: The President shall write and enforce Laws and Regulations which absolutely prohibit Citizens from expressing their Opinions by means of Money; and shall thereby guarantee that only the Wealthiest Person in the Nation shall henceforward be qualified for the Office of President.

Biden Edition:
1: The President shall be a Father who is helplessly Weeping and Wailing and Gnashing his Teeth upon the recent Decedence of his Son. No duties can be required of such a tragic Figure.



Carson Edition reredux:
1: The President shall possess Opinions, and may be Elected by Voters who mistakenly believe that he intends to enact said Opinions; but he shall never take Actions which could possibly aid in the enforcement or enactment of said Opinions.

Labels: Alternate universe

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