Deputies said the man, Jason McIlwain, 32, is a suspect in a weapons assault. Authorities said they were able to get the suspect into custody around 4:30 p.m. thanks to negotiation deals. The suspect made a specific request for a cigarette but deputies said they were afraid to give him a real one due to fire dangers. The suspect turned himself over after deputies gave him an electronic cigarette instead.Smart cops! McIlwain is white, so the cops won't get into any "human rights" trouble for being smart. If the suspect had been Vibrant, we'd already have Al Sharpton roaring into town with his private army and all employees of all TV networks, setting up a 6-month siege that would destroy the entire state more finally and lethally and decisively than all forest fires in history and all lung cancer in history.
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