Thursday, August 13, 2015
One Million Dollars!
Fidel speaks:
Fidel Castro marked his 89th birthday with a newspaper column Thursday repeating assertions that the U.S. owes socialist Cuba "numerous millions of dollars" for damages caused by its decades-long embargo.Numerous millions!!???!!! Fidel doesn't look like Dr Evil, but he's clearly been stuck in a similar time bubble, which is A GOOD THING for Cuba. We no longer comprehend mere millions. We only know how to counterfeit trillions and quadrillions. We don't keep change for a billion in our wallet.
Labels: Alternate universe
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