Saturday, August 08, 2015
Iowa secedes
In the news:
Iowa Democrats have Rectified their Jefferson - Jackson Dinner. Because Jefferson and Jackson were slaveholders, like most rich men in those days, they are now Unpersons. They do not exist. They never existed.
Modern rich men, of course, do not own slaves. Owning slaves is immoral. Modern rich men own companies that own slaves in other countries. This is called Individual Liberty because it frees the rich individual from the responsibility of caring for the slaves when they grow old or sick.
This was not a decision that was made lightly. The vote today confirms that our party believes it is important to change the name of the dinner to align with the values of our modern day Democratic Party: inclusiveness, diversity and equality,"Inclusiveness = excluding several Presidents of this country from legitimacy Diversity = Only MY opinion counts. All other opinions SHALL BE SLAUGHTERED. Equality = ditto. Hmm. I can think of a couple other words as well. Refusing to recognize parts of your own government as legitimate ... Hmm. It's on the tip of my tongue ... GOT IT! REBELLION. SECESSION. Welcome to the club, Iowa Dems! You are now rebels. You are now secessionists. Yeeee-haaaaaa! Does this mean you will understand and empathize with those of us who are trying in various direct or indirect ways to rebel and secede from YOUR psychopathic genocidal hyperlunacy? Nope. You will not understand, precisely BECAUSE you are psychopathic genocidal lunatics. A psychopath is God. His Will Shall Reign Supreme. No Other Opinions Exist, and anyone who appears to exhibit such opinions or beliefs is also nonexistent. If these Other Things insist on attempting to Exist, they shall be restored to the Correct State Of Nonexistence.
Labels: 20th century Dark Age
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