Monday, January 05, 2015
Hmm. Doesn't look much like Goldilocks....
Semi-local news:
KEIZER, Ore. – Police arrested a naked man who they said broke into two Keizer homes early Sunday morning. [The resident] called 911 and told police she heard noises coming from the laundry room just before 5 a.m. The woman said the door slammed shut when she approached the laundry room. She armed herself with a knife and waited for police. When officers arrived, they found a naked man, later identified as Guillermo Brambila Lopez, hiding in the laundry room. Police said Lopez broke into the home through a back window. During the investigation, police discovered that a neighboring house was also broken into. Lopez broke into the neighboring home, drank the homeowner's alcohol, took a hot tub and showered.The name Guillermo Lopez sort of sounds like Goldilocks, and he's certainly following her criminal example, but he doesn't look like her. After a few days in jail, he will. Guaranteed. ¶ 5:13 AM
