Torpenhow Hill
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Christ-mas is, of course, a mass for Christ on his birthday. So a Christmas massmass is a mass for a mass for a mass for Christ. And the word
mass comes from
ite missa est, roughly "Get the fuck outta here, you smelly crowds! You're DISMISSED!" So a mass for a mass for a mass for Christ is a triple dismissal of Christ.
Hmm. Wasn't there someone who dismissed Christ three times? Hear any roosters?
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