Bro does the tasing
Listening to overmodulated Kerry quacking in futile protest about Putin's retaking of Crimea....

I was struck by two separate analogies to police-type activity.

(1) Amber Alerts. These were meant to signal a criminal grabbing a kid. Here in Wash, 99.9% of Amber Alerts signal one actual biological parent repossessing the kid from the other parent who was given custody by courts, or both actual biological parents repossessing the kid from a state-ordered foster home. In other words, an Amber Alert is a government assertion of an artificial "law" that runs against Nature. Kerry is applying "International Law", which doesn't exist, to protest against Putin's repossession of his own biological relatives.

(2) Don't tase me, bro. Kerry is like the standard dumb criminal who insists on Knowing His Rights when the cops grab him for an actual crime. Especially like good old Don't Tase Me Bro, who intentionally set up a situation where the cops were guaranteed to grab him so he could make a scene. He blew it. The public saw him as a clownish idiot, not a Noble Victim.

In Ukraine we started the fight. We spent billions of dollars to set up a situation of unrest, hoping to make Putin look bad. We shouted Don't Tase Us Bro when Putin made a move we weren't expecting, even though he was responding to our provocation. Now we look like clownish idiots. (Which of course we are.)

I looked up the incident on Youtube and realized that I had forgotten part of the story. Don't Tase Me Bro was creating a disturbance at a political event where Kerry was speaking.

You'd think Kerry might have learned something about the hazards of setting up an incident to make your opponent look bad. Nope. We never never never never never never learn. We're fucking EXCEPTIONAL.

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Later: Realized the title of this piece doesn't make sense. I wanted to indicate that the tasing was backwards this time, but it's not that simple. The tasing is the same in terms of characters or types, but Kerry is playing the opposite character this time. In the original incident, the idiot who provoked the incident (Andrew) got tased by Kerry. In this year's incident, the idiot who provoked the incident (Kerry) got tased by Putin.
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