Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Sign of God 2
This is surpassingly odd. It appears to be an English-language online newspaper called Tottenham News, but it's not QUITE English. I'd guess it was machine-translated from English to Turkish, then hand-edited in Turkish, then machined back into English. As with the delightfully nonsensical signer at Terrorist Mandela's funeral, the Tottenham News turns evil official nonsense into innocent and funny nonsense.
Here's the Tottenham version of a "climate" "science" story:
Seriously, I've never seen so much line-jumble in a machine translation. Seems highly unlikely as a digital glitch. Reminds me of a pied Linotype form rather than digital errors. Are we dealing with steganography here, or just someone's divinely inspired idea of fun?
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Scientists, despite sub-zero temperatures all year round, will remain liquid under the Greenland ice sheet have discovered a huge reservoir of fresh water. Effects of global warming, they may serve as a lead indicator, because they say it is important discoveries. The study is published online in the journal Nature Geoscience. The huge aquifer in southeast Greenland , half the size of New York City covers an area of 27,000 square kilometers - State and located on the land is not very different from an underground aquifer , the researchers say . Crew , indicating that water remains liquid during the cold winter before the start of the summer melt season has discovered reservoir . Utah and Columbus, Ohio State University, Byrd Polar Research Center at the University of scientists from the surface of the ice sheet , while extracting core samples , April, reservoir discovered in 2011 and was hit by a layer of snow with water . Firn snow compacted in an area known as the aqueous layer , was 33 feet below the surface .The official nonsense in the original story says that the aquifer is caused by "Global Warming", even though there's no possible way the water UNDER A GLACIER can be affected by air chemistry or air temperature. Water always forms under heavy ice, because compression makes freezing impossible. If this does turn out to be a new development, it would prove that the current warm phase of the Northern Hemisphere is coming FROM BELOW, as in volcanic activity or magnetic core changes. Not from above as in CO2. Lots of other stuff also points in the same downward direction. The Tottenham version says that the scientists will remain liquid, and the scientists was hit by a layer of snow with water. This makes much more sense, in a Godly-fool way.
Seriously, I've never seen so much line-jumble in a machine translation. Seems highly unlikely as a digital glitch. Reminds me of a pied Linotype form rather than digital errors. Are we dealing with steganography here, or just someone's divinely inspired idea of fun?
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