Self-disproving petition
A collection of 500 supersatans has written a petition or something complaining about NSA/GCHQ monitoring.
First, of course, they're 30 years late. NSA's universal spying has been perfectly well-known for a long time. These satans didn't understand reality until Snowden told them about it, which means that they do not perceive facts. Like all literary fuckheads, they are inbred aristocrats and asslickers. Any statement made by cool people is true. Any statement made by uncool people is untrue. Snowden is cool, therefore his statements are true.
Second, they haven't actually been censored or bothered or arrested during the 30 years that NSA has been monitoring everything.
The world would be better off if these particular satans stopped writing and stopped breathing. I don't know all the names on the list, but the ones I recognize are pure reagent-quality evil.
The fact that they haven't been bothered by NSA proves that NSA, or more broadly the DC government, is ON THEIR SIDE. When the DC gov't is seriously displeased by a writer or thinker, the writer or thinker is always tinfoiled and sometimes suicided. These people have not even been tinfoiled; they are still honored by the media, welcomed by publishers and eagerly followed by their fellow commie idiots.