Party members can speak the truth.
Savile Broadcasting's "Fraudulent Science in Genocidal Action" program features a psychopath named Solomon Hsiang who lists a whole set of human behaviors that get worse when it's warm outside.

"Everything from full-scale war to rapes and murders."

These observations are straightforward and trivial facts about human nature. We've known forever that hot weather increases riots and rapes and murders and wars. But in any other context these observations are ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN because they might lead indirectly to an ACCURATE understanding of racial differences. You can get in serious trouble for saying these things because they are obvious and true.

HOWEVER! When placed in the FASHIONABLE context of "global warming", these observations become not only PERMISSIBLE but REQUIRED. When these observations become part of Psychopath Solomon Hsiang's genocidal war against civilization, you can get in serious trouble for DENIALING these basic truths. Destroying all civilization is an absolute goal that removes all previous laws and prohibitions.

Hmmmmmm.

Well then, since this connection is PERMITTED and REQUIRED in the Correct context, let's by God apply it. If Evil KKKarbon makes people more likely to riot and get violent, then Al Sharpton's Florida rioters are not crusading against the supposed injustice of the Zimmerman jury; they're just mindlessly responding to KKKarbon. If Evil KKKarbon makes people more likely to riot and get violent, then the Occupy forces in various countries are not really expressing legitimate grievances; they're just KKKarbonated. And when Solomon Hsiang feels an uncontrollable urge to obliterate civilization, he's just automatically exhibiting an instinctive ant-like response to heat, and he can be ignored. He is not pursuing a goal, he's just another identical grain of sand passively pushed around by outside forces, like all humans in the fevered nightmare of leftist "minds".

Right? Of course. You said so yourself, Psychopath Solomon Hsiang.

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