Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Joke product
As the Carbon Crime starts to fall apart (thanks be to God!) the mass-murdering genocidists are making a pitiful little attempt to hold onto the last scrap of their lost credibility.
Just a year ago, the criminals felt confident enough to directly and solely blame Evilllll KKKarbonnnnnn for absolutely everything that seemed bad or inconvenient. Now they feel the need to include some actual causes, but always tack on 'climate change' to keep the scam running.
Corals are declining? Caused by pollution, overfishing, and climate change.
Drought? Caused by El Nino cycles, AMO cycles, and climate change.
Floods? Caused by building houses in floodplains, stuck jet streams, and climate change.
Honeybees dying? Caused by mites, colony transport, pesticides, and climate change.
Forest fires? Caused by bad forest management, urban sprawl, and climate change.
Endangered wolves? Caused by overhunting, urban sprawl, and climate change.
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Polistra remembers a joke product sold in souvenir stores along with Fake Vomit Fool Your Friends! and Fake Dead Rat Fool Your Friends!
This one was called INSTANT WATER. It was an obviously empty tin can with a label that said "INSTANT WATER. Miraculous new preparation! Take along on trips! To reconstitute as water, JUST ADD WATER!"
The new climate trick is the same.
INSTANT WEATHER! Consists of highly concentrated Evillll KKKarbon and Iniquitous Human Sins Against Gaia! To reconstitute as Weather, JUST ADD WEATHER!
The new climate trick is the same.
INSTANT WEATHER! Consists of highly concentrated Evillll KKKarbon and Iniquitous Human Sins Against Gaia! To reconstitute as Weather, JUST ADD WEATHER!
Labels: Carbon Cult
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