Wednesday, October 03, 2012
There goes Texas.
Rick Perry pretended to be a strong governor, willing to push back against the lunatic mass-murdering all-destroying Federal Occupation Government to defend his own people.Nope. He just pussed out forever, and all of Texas pussed out with him.
A $15 million San Antonio highway underpass project under construction since spring will have to be scrapped and completely redesigned after a rare spider was found on the construction site. The Braken Bat Cave meshweaver was found about a month ago at the Texas 151-Loop 1604 intersection in northwestern San Antonio. The spider is listed on the federal endangered species list and was found after rain exposed a 6-feet-deep natural hole on a median.Solution is easy. Accidentally fill the hole with cement. Whoops! No more Brokeback Spider, no more Satanist power. Nobody had the guts to provide the solution, and Fairy Perry didn't have the fucking guts to order the solution officially and non-accidentally. Mincing-ass prancing-ass pussy-ass sissy-ass bitch-ass fag-ass enviro-ass fairy-ass Repooflicans.We're fucked up the rectum.
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