Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Save carbon by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
Since our dear beloved Satanist-Leninist Poison Vendors are so fucking CONCERNED about cutting down the use of EVIL CARBON, I have a suggestion for them. STOP YAMMERING ABOUT CARBON.
30% of every news story is currently occupied with FALSE, CRIMINAL AND FRAUDULENT babble about sequestering Carbon or shrinking your Carbon footprint or switching to Holy Fucking Wind Power or saving the fucking FISH or saving the fucking POLAR BEAR or saving some fucking goddamn WORM. Thus, eliminating all this FALSE, CRIMINAL AND GENOCIDAL HATE SPEECH from every "news" broadcast and every "entertainment" broadcast would cut the length of all broadcasts by 30%. It would eliminate 30% of the pages in every "news"paper and magazine.
It might even leave a little room for truth, though that's an absurd and pointless expectation. "Journalists" are fatally allergic to truth. Truth is all around them, easily available with a bit of looking, but they have NEVER ONCE USED IT. NOT FUCKING ONCE. NOT FUCKING EVER. NEVER.
In Australia this move would blessedly eliminate the "media" entirely, since every single "story" in Australian "media" consists of nothing but CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! KILL THE DENIERS! KILL THE DENIERS! KILL THE DENIERS! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON!
30% of every news story is currently occupied with FALSE, CRIMINAL AND FRAUDULENT babble about sequestering Carbon or shrinking your Carbon footprint or switching to Holy Fucking Wind Power or saving the fucking FISH or saving the fucking POLAR BEAR or saving some fucking goddamn WORM. Thus, eliminating all this FALSE, CRIMINAL AND GENOCIDAL HATE SPEECH from every "news" broadcast and every "entertainment" broadcast would cut the length of all broadcasts by 30%. It would eliminate 30% of the pages in every "news"paper and magazine.
It might even leave a little room for truth, though that's an absurd and pointless expectation. "Journalists" are fatally allergic to truth. Truth is all around them, easily available with a bit of looking, but they have NEVER ONCE USED IT. NOT FUCKING ONCE. NOT FUCKING EVER. NEVER.
In Australia this move would blessedly eliminate the "media" entirely, since every single "story" in Australian "media" consists of nothing but CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON! KILL THE DENIERS! KILL THE DENIERS! KILL THE DENIERS! CARBON! CARBON! CARBON!
Labels: Carbon Cult
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