Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Petraeus issues a fatwa
Generalissimo Dawood al-Petraeus has issued a fatwa against the Florida pastor who is trying to show a last tiny fizzle of reciprocal desecration.
I wish this were a far-out dystopian parody, but it isn't. It's a stark statement of accurate fact.
America is now officially an Islamic Republic, where symbolic offenses against Allah are punished while offenses against other gods are encouraged.
I'm not sure that Generalissimo al-Petraeus truly understands which side he's on. I can't get into another man's mind. Objectively, he is serving Allah whether he understands it or not, and I'm quite sure that other servants of Allah around the world understand the point of his fatwa.
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A bit later, still unsurprising: Jonah Goldberg at NRO has joined in the fatwa. It's nice to see that elite rich Jews are maintaining their unbroken record of suicidal stupidity.
A bit later, even less surprising: the Caliph himself has also joined in the fatwa. ¶ 2:53 AM
I wish this were a far-out dystopian parody, but it isn't. It's a stark statement of accurate fact.
America is now officially an Islamic Republic, where symbolic offenses against Allah are punished while offenses against other gods are encouraged.
I'm not sure that Generalissimo al-Petraeus truly understands which side he's on. I can't get into another man's mind. Objectively, he is serving Allah whether he understands it or not, and I'm quite sure that other servants of Allah around the world understand the point of his fatwa.
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A bit later, still unsurprising: Jonah Goldberg at NRO has joined in the fatwa. It's nice to see that elite rich Jews are maintaining their unbroken record of suicidal stupidity.
A bit later, even less surprising: the Caliph himself has also joined in the fatwa. ¶ 2:53 AM
