Monday, March 01, 2010
Excellent birth control
In the unlikely event that I ever need, shall we say, a counter-Viagra pill, a guaranteed droop, I'll just remember this news story:
Funny for about two seconds, until you really think about it. The guy was so relieved at surviving the crash that he relieved himself, and ZAP!
Can't think of a worse way to die. ¶ 3:51 PM
MONTESANO, Wash. — An Elma man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.
[The sheriff] said Monday that 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night and called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.
When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn’t see the live wire.
Funny for about two seconds, until you really think about it. The guy was so relieved at surviving the crash that he relieved himself, and ZAP!
Can't think of a worse way to die. ¶ 3:51 PM
