Urgent breaking news!!!!!!!! Bulletin!!!!!! Special Report!!!!!!!
Today's London Times
finally gets around to noticing the facts, 20 years late.
And in other urgent breaking news bulletins from today's Times:
Sunday Feb 14, 2010, BERLIN: A leader named Mr Hitler appears to be gaining power in Germany. British authorities believe he needs to be watched carefully.
Sunday Feb 14, 2010, JERUSALEM: Herod, the Roman governor of Palestine, is reported to be searching for a competing King who may have been born recently.
Sunday Feb 14, 2010, LAND OF OG: Gak make round thing. Gak call round thing "wheel". Big Man Bok say round thing no go. Big Man Bok kill Gak.