Friday, January 01, 2010
Avenged?
The CIA is saying that the attack on its Afghanistan base will be "avenged".
Huh? That's not proper Bushobama talk. You're supposed to say "The alleged individuals who were allegedly involved in this alleged situation may be brought to justice and afforded all appropriate rights, such as a paid staff of defense attorneys, a private taxpayer-funded branch of the ACLU, and the right to inform us about their Noble and Peaceful Religion, which the rest of us should follow instead of our primitive Christian superstitions."
The only difference between Bush and Obama on this front is that Obama says these things in comprehensible English.
But "avenged"? Why, that's a warlike word, entirely inappropriate and unbecoming for an official of Goldmansachsia (the country formerly known as America.)
Oh, now I get it. The secret police are People Who Count. Deaths of proletarians, such as soldiers at Fort Hood or civilians anywhere in Goldmansachsia, Do Not Count and thus don't need to be avenged. ¶ 5:34 AM
Huh? That's not proper Bushobama talk. You're supposed to say "The alleged individuals who were allegedly involved in this alleged situation may be brought to justice and afforded all appropriate rights, such as a paid staff of defense attorneys, a private taxpayer-funded branch of the ACLU, and the right to inform us about their Noble and Peaceful Religion, which the rest of us should follow instead of our primitive Christian superstitions."
The only difference between Bush and Obama on this front is that Obama says these things in comprehensible English.
But "avenged"? Why, that's a warlike word, entirely inappropriate and unbecoming for an official of Goldmansachsia (the country formerly known as America.)
Oh, now I get it. The secret police are People Who Count. Deaths of proletarians, such as soldiers at Fort Hood or civilians anywhere in Goldmansachsia, Do Not Count and thus don't need to be avenged. ¶ 5:34 AM
