Monday, December 07, 2009
EPA beats out Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot
Atmungsführerin Lisa Jackson of EPA has outlawed breathing.
Lisa's mentors, good old Uncle Adolf and Uncle Joe, are looking up from Hell with monstrous envy. They never thought of making all life illegal; Uncle Adolf only killed Jews and Poles, and Uncle Joe only killed Ukrainians and dissidents.
And dear old Uncle Mao loves Lisa for an extra reason: Lisa has not only beat his time in the genocide game, she has just gifted the entire (pitiful) remainder of our economy to Mao's successors. Merry Kwanzaaaaaa, Chinaaaaaa!
Emperor Lisa has declared a death sentence on every animal and every human in this country. Execution awaits. And you can bet your damned life, what little is left of it, that we won't get 20 years of appeals. Only serial killers and terrorists get 20 years of appeals.
End of country. ¶ 11:02 AM
Lisa's mentors, good old Uncle Adolf and Uncle Joe, are looking up from Hell with monstrous envy. They never thought of making all life illegal; Uncle Adolf only killed Jews and Poles, and Uncle Joe only killed Ukrainians and dissidents.
And dear old Uncle Mao loves Lisa for an extra reason: Lisa has not only beat his time in the genocide game, she has just gifted the entire (pitiful) remainder of our economy to Mao's successors. Merry Kwanzaaaaaa, Chinaaaaaa!
Emperor Lisa has declared a death sentence on every animal and every human in this country. Execution awaits. And you can bet your damned life, what little is left of it, that we won't get 20 years of appeals. Only serial killers and terrorists get 20 years of appeals.
End of country. ¶ 11:02 AM
