Thursday, October 01, 2009
The comrades are creaming
Spokane's City Politburo is getting all wee-weed up over a series of "hate crimes" in recent weeks.
One of the "crimes" is the distribution of circulars by Aryan Nation. Way back in ancient times, before Old Bipolar Abe destroyed the Constitution and killed 600,000 Americans to fulfill his manic delusions, the distribution of circulars was considered to be the main point of the First Amendment in that antique and long-obsolete document.
Notice in the linked video that the Aryan circular was tossed on a lawn next to the Wednesday advertising special from the Spokesman-Review. Does that make the Spokesman guilty of "hate littering" as well? Every issue of the paper undoubtedly contains some words or phrases that someone may disagree with. Recipes for arugula in a balsamic vinegar reduction? Gakkk!! Awful!!! Can't stand that stuff! It's a hate crime! Foodist! Foodist! Foodist!
The other subject of the Politburo's wee-weed-up-ness is the appearance of a noose on the front porch of a "rights educator", aka Soldier of the Stalinist Revolution. Again note the video: the noose is made from a child's jump-rope.
I'll guarantee you that the "noose" was placed by the "rights educator" herself. All recent incidents of this type have been hoaxes inflicted by the supposed victim, and this one will be no exception. Guaran-goddamn-teed.
Comrade Mayperson Verner and Comrade Councilperson Shogan have a right to get all wee-weed up, but they don't have a right to forcibly involve the rest of us in their peculiar fetish. ¶ 6:45 AM
One of the "crimes" is the distribution of circulars by Aryan Nation. Way back in ancient times, before Old Bipolar Abe destroyed the Constitution and killed 600,000 Americans to fulfill his manic delusions, the distribution of circulars was considered to be the main point of the First Amendment in that antique and long-obsolete document.
Notice in the linked video that the Aryan circular was tossed on a lawn next to the Wednesday advertising special from the Spokesman-Review. Does that make the Spokesman guilty of "hate littering" as well? Every issue of the paper undoubtedly contains some words or phrases that someone may disagree with. Recipes for arugula in a balsamic vinegar reduction? Gakkk!! Awful!!! Can't stand that stuff! It's a hate crime! Foodist! Foodist! Foodist!
The other subject of the Politburo's wee-weed-up-ness is the appearance of a noose on the front porch of a "rights educator", aka Soldier of the Stalinist Revolution. Again note the video: the noose is made from a child's jump-rope.
I'll guarantee you that the "noose" was placed by the "rights educator" herself. All recent incidents of this type have been hoaxes inflicted by the supposed victim, and this one will be no exception. Guaran-goddamn-teed.
Comrade Mayperson Verner and Comrade Councilperson Shogan have a right to get all wee-weed up, but they don't have a right to forcibly involve the rest of us in their peculiar fetish. ¶ 6:45 AM
