Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Vick for AG
Polistra has a bright idea. Kill two birds with one stone:
We need an Attorney General with guts.
Michael Vick needs a way to stay out of prison.
So we let him do his Community Service and Restitution by serving as AG for the remainder of G. W. Vichy's term.
We give him these simple instructions: Treat Arabs and traitors the way you treat dogs.
Imagine Vick being grilled by Teddy Kennedy.
Comrade Teddy: "Now, Amister Avick, tell me athis: awhat did you aknow and awhen did you aknow it?"
Vick: GGGHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAGGGHHH!!!! [Leaps across the desk, tears Kennedy's head off, then hangs him from the chandelier to bleed out.]
This would be not only legal restitution but a beautiful spiritual restitution. Arabs hate dogs [i.e. civilization] even more than Vick does. By torturing Arabs, he would be eliminating the worst enemies of dogs [i.e. civilization].
And a side benefit: Vick is an Authentic African-American, i.e. gangster. Thus the leftists would be utterly unable to criticize anything he does, because the prime directive of leftists is to Celebrate Authenticity at all costs. ¶ 8:33 AM
Polistra has a bright idea. Kill two birds with one stone:
We need an Attorney General with guts.
Michael Vick needs a way to stay out of prison.
So we let him do his Community Service and Restitution by serving as AG for the remainder of G. W. Vichy's term.
We give him these simple instructions: Treat Arabs and traitors the way you treat dogs.
Imagine Vick being grilled by Teddy Kennedy.
Comrade Teddy: "Now, Amister Avick, tell me athis: awhat did you aknow and awhen did you aknow it?"
Vick: GGGHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAGGGHHH!!!! [Leaps across the desk, tears Kennedy's head off, then hangs him from the chandelier to bleed out.]
This would be not only legal restitution but a beautiful spiritual restitution. Arabs hate dogs [i.e. civilization] even more than Vick does. By torturing Arabs, he would be eliminating the worst enemies of dogs [i.e. civilization].
And a side benefit: Vick is an Authentic African-American, i.e. gangster. Thus the leftists would be utterly unable to criticize anything he does, because the prime directive of leftists is to Celebrate Authenticity at all costs. ¶ 8:33 AM
