Spokompton?
It's fashionable to call our wonderful city Spokompton, implying a comparison to Compton, Calif.
Nay! We're beating Compton all to shit. No comparison at all.
Assembled from
this clumsy chart based on FBI data for 2013:
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We're doing THREE TIMES BETTER than Compton from the viewpoint of the criminal.
Compton can't manage more than a little piddly-ass 3.8% crime rate. We got TEN PERCENT! Yay! SPOKANE STRONG! SPOKANE STRONG! SPOKANE STRONG!
Thanks, Copkiller Condon. Thanks, Bloomberg-sucking genocidal massively evil monster Condon.
Labels: STRONG!