Friday, October 30, 2020
Change, most likely for the worse
Suddenly the county commission has fired Holocauster Lutz, the local Public Death Fuhrer. There's no explanation or reason given so far, and most likely we'll never get an explanation.
We can vainly and futilely hope that he was fired for being a mass-murdering monstrous demonic spree killer, but it's far more likely that he was fired for not murdering fast enough or viciously enough or satanically enough. Nothing ever changes for the better.
Best bet: The board will spring Joseph Duncan from jail to replace Lutz. Tanned, rested, and ready to crank up the evil beyond infinity x infinity x infinity x infinity.
11/2 non-update: The typical non-informational non-statement. Apparently there was some trivial personal disagreement between Demonic Hypermonster Lutz and the rest of the hypermonstrous hyperdemonic turbo-holocausters on the satanic Board Of Public Death. Maybe they didn't like the color of his neckties. A new murderer has been appointed, and nothing will change. 
Labels: Jackboot stomping forever
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