Friday, May 01, 2020
Cops and Caddies
Along with street traffic, the bus passengers are returning to normal this week. Soon the bus system will have to make a decision "based" "on" "science" to restore normal service patterns and remove the idiotic and insulting Security Theater.
Listened to a couple of gangsta types this morning. Older gangsta was advising younger gangsta on the need to improve his reputation. Need to get a Caddy, need to get [clothing brand I didn't recognize] and [shoe brand I didn't recognize].
More importantly, older gangsta was talking about the "lockdown shit" in EXACTLY the same way I've been talking about it, and talking about the local police in EXACTLY the same way.
Semi-quoting, transliterated into honky dialect:
"I've given the police lots of opportunities to arrest me for Social Distancing, but they've never even tried. They just say hi and go on."
He made it clear that he sees the police with newfound respect. Cops are in the same category as Caddies.
THANKS, PATIENT MAYOR WOODWARD!
And THANKS to the commonsensical cops as well!
Your patient efforts aren't just impressing useless old Coots like me; they're impressing the Yoots. And the Yoots are normally the main source of trouble and disrespect for cops.
... Come to think of it, the Coot and the Yoot do have something in common despite differences of race and age. We're both jailbirds. Might account for similar thinking about lockdown shit and cops.
Labels: infinite GOOD, Jail mode, Patient people
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