Practical alternative?
The ideal solution is to kill all the lawyers.
PlainSite has a more practical idea, honestly self-serving but worthy of attention.
Since you can't trust ANY lawyer to take your side, you have to represent yourself. If you're going to do it effectively, you need training and support. PlainSite offers a support service to look up documents, much cheaper than Lexis.
He cites retired judge Posner, who has gone into private practice with the goal of improving court treatment of
pro se litigants.